John Bond


one of the coolest guys you’ll ever meet. loves dubstep among other bad–ss musical genres. drives a moped that accentuates his golden locks in the wind. has an amazingly attractive bod and some of the hottest features you’ll ever witness on this earth.
“they call me bond. john bond.”

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