John Carney
(v.) to completely botch something you’ve been doing routinely for years.
(n.) kicker for the new orleans saints. also kicked for the san diego chargers.
(v.) i was shaving my face this morning and carneyed it badly, now it’s got a big ol’ scar that will never go away.
(n.) san diego is happy that they don’t have john carney on their team anymore.
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