John Carroll University
john carroll university is a private, jesuit university near cleveland, ohio. founded in 1886, the school offers majors in the liberal arts in addition to housing a nationally respected business school. famous alum include meet the press host tim russert, former dolphins coach don shula, and astronaut carl walz.
“i’m a sn-bby john carroll university student.”
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