John Conn Syndrome
is where a man is bald with a beard and wears gl-sses. everyone knows a john conn!
so i was driving down the road when i sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of gl-sses, i turn to my mother and say
me: oh look, there’s john!
mum: oh yeah!
me: that john conn syndrome!
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