John Craven
the act of drinking 3 pints of beer (lager, bitter, stout etc) without going to the toilet until the 3rd pint is finished. (1 uk pint = 568.2ml).
in the pub, sink 3rd full pint, desperate for a p-ss, stand up to go and announce “i’ve just done a john craven”.
keep it under your hat until complete – your drinking companions will be green with envy.
no idea where this definition comes from, but john craven was a popular children’s television news presenter on the bbc in the uk 1972-1989.
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