John Doe


a general word for a man(see also jane doe)
the police were not able to identify the victim, so they simply refered to him as john doe.
standard hedes with no known name.
“yo, what you got?”

“some beasts and some of that john doe”

“word”
another name for a condom: “a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. it comes in different sizes, flavors and even colours.”
“i went to the supermarket to get some john does and b-mped into my date for this evening.. awkward!”
serial killer from the movie seven.

one of steven seagal’s characters.

default name for your multiplayer character on rainbow six 3: raven shield.
“he got killed by john doe”
(1)human figure and symbol of morality, dominion, and virility (see g-d)

(2) according to ancient greek and roman mythology, john doe is notoriously known for the death of zeus, over an altercation over a game of canasta.
“when you say john doe, you’ve said it all”
“and on the eighth day, g-d created john doe”
“john doe- one name, one legend”
(courtesy of sloganizer.net)
when something is too plain for other definitive words. they or it
are neither one thing or another. drab. boring. doesn’t stick in your mind.
“he didn’t do anything for me for my birthday…it was liike, totally john doe”.
“this soup is really john doe, you should add some salt and pepper at least.”.
” i know you want me to buy a ford taurus, mom, but they’re just so john doe, ya know?

when you kill a guy on rs with a pistol when he got a rifle
“man i got noobed by a doe”

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