John Giles
a creature much like a man, seemingly invincible, with crooked english teeth. the creature can sprint on all fours and climb trees like a monkey. only found in tropical, swap, and bar settings.
“oh f-ck!!!! it’s a john giles, f-cking run!”
“don’t feed the john giles kids”
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