John Henson


1. unfunny “comedian” who was once host of talk soup and currently has a “show” on the tv guide channel.

2. any of the various non-pigmented, birthmarks on the head, from the idiot described above.
1. i would rather channel surf than have to listen/see john henson rattle off unfunny sayings.

2. ew! look at that f-cked up john henson on that guy’s head!

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