John Holland Infection
a terrible condition in which you gain a f-ck ton of weight, shrink down to a short size, and teach math cl-sses at a high school. when you walk, you resemble a morbidly obese oompa loompa with a d-ck up his -ss. you begin routing for sh-tty philidelphia-based sports teams. you become very creepy and tend to perv on innocent high school girls and start up very awkward conversations with students who secretly hate every fiber of your being. you also suck at your job. go figure.
george: “did you gain weight?”
rufus: “yeah, i was diagnosed with john holland infection.”
george: “ew, get away from me.”
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