john lennon syndrome is when a dumb-ss thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. you probably know a lot of these people.
that -ssh-l- over there with john lennon syndrome is really full of sh-t… why do people praise him?
chipotle is an american restaurant chain specializing in mexican food. the format is very fast paced where customers go down an -ssembly line. each step has 2-6 choices and each customer gets a custom dish. the chipotilization effect carries this model onto other cuisines chi-poke – (hawaiian style of raw fish) pho-pote – vietnamese pho […]
tchernundrelum | pr-nounced “chər-nun-drel-uhm” (n.): a tchernundrelum is when google doesn’t even know what you’re talking about, and you get “your search did not match any doc-ments”. however, tchernundrelums shouldn’t be tchernundrelums for long. they have a home, called urban dictionary. and no worries, you’re not stupid, if you find that your searches are consistently […]
- pitch a d*ck
verb; to react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered d-ck was dropped into their hand without warning. “the second i saw all those bears, i pitched a d-ck right out of there.” “pitch a d-ck, lads! it’s the police!”
a n-gg- b-tch who likes booty alauna: bro did you see that stobber he was all your girl dude
- clean breathing sports ventilator
a ventilator used during an asthma attack that is filled with crystal meth. this clean breathing ventilator requires a lighter for use and will often keep users awake to christmas (yay santa!) “f-ck that ride to dapto on me stolen bike has given me breathing difficulties. better have me clean breathing sports ventilator! “