John Locke
1. a charachter in the tv series lost that is one kick-ss guy. part woodsman, part mystical sage, part fighter (suck it charlie) and 100% dude. even though season two makes him a little sissy b-tch, you know he’s gonna kick it old skool soon.
2. a philosopher who believed in tabula rasa (clean slate) and anti authority. it is believed from a lot of strong evidence, that this man did not kick so much -ss while saying wise things as his namesake tv charachter.
1. john locke after being told that red shirt people always die in star trek missions : “sounds like a p-ss poor captain.”
2. “every man has a property in his own person. this n-body has a right to, but himself.”
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