John Mayer it!
john mayer it!
a way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. gets the guitar player instant p-ssy and respect from his borderline emo friends.
them: “man, i don’t think anyone likes this song i wrote.”
you: “john mayer it! you’ll get laid in no time.”
them: “thanks man, that really worked.”
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