John Mayer’ing
feigning the appearance of being sell-out. bringin a watered down version of artistry into the mainstream. also applies in any situation where one is temporarily sacrificing their core tastes/values/talents (room for squares) in pursuit of greater art/good/reward (jmt try!, jm w/ bb king, jm w/ ?love). be warned, one who is john mayer’ing risks taking a hit to their reputation that may never be overcome.
antonyms: avril lavigne, dr. phil, carson daly.
-see john mayer
-also see, justin timberlake
-dude its cool, i’m just john mayer’ing when i watch desperate houswives every sunday night with my girlfriend. i always get sweet sweet lovin after its over.
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