John McCocaine


a 2008 presidential nominee who just happens to have a last name that has potential to be abused

1. the lettering of john mccain’s last name, mccain, is easy to manipulate.

2. if you were to ask dr. rockso (the rock n’ roll clown) who his favorite 2008 us nominee was, he might say, “john mccocaine….. ki-ka-kuh-kuh-yayahh!!

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