john nolan


he might be a s-xbot
but he’s a hot s-xbot
john nolan is a s-xbot
amazingly talented lead singer of straylight run and former guitarist/co-vocalist of taking back sunday
john nolan b-lls hard
lead vocalist and songwriter of american indie-emo band straylight run. long island origin. formerly guitarist/back-up vocals for taking back sunday. known for his friendship with brand new frontman jesse lacey — which introduced two songs about said best friend. “your name here”, which is a straight-up love song, and “there’s no ‘i’ in team”, a response song to the angry “seventy times seven” from when john nolan slept with jesse’s girlfriend.

straylight run, the self-t-tled full length cd was released subsequent to his departure from taking back sunday (he left with b-ssist shaun cooper). the band has gone on to release more since then, and is still active.
john nolan is a little bit of a f-ggot.

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