john reed


noun – some say he was nursed at the teat of the mother wolf, in the burned out hull of an e-type jaguar. some say he was born from the thunder clap that occurred when mario andretti & ritchie blackmore b-mped into each other at a party, high on qualudes. he is not drawn to exotic women and fine alcohols, they are drawn to him. all we know is, they call him the stig’s american cousin.
john reed is a bad -ss mother f-cker.

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