John Steamos


the act of dropping your trousers mid morning and deficating into a ziploc bag only to put in your roomates microwave for precisely one minute and thirty seconds until the sweet aroma of your mud monkey fills the surrounding room.
“judd, quick get over here. i just left a john steamos in brad’s microwave. i can’t wait for him to get off the john and realize that smell isn’t his!”

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