John Stockton
1. the best point guard in the history of professional basketball; leads the league in -ssists and steals
2. to have tight short-shorts
1. not magic nor jordan have more steals and -ssists than stockon
2. dude did u steal those shorts from the girls’ locker room or john stockon?
opposite of a c-ck block. when you p-ss a potential hook-up-girl to your friend. aka “make an -ssist”.
jonk: this chick wants me but you havn’t gotten -ss in a while. i’ll give you a john stockton.
labe: thanks brah
retired
12 is gonna be retired number in utah
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