John the Jew


a boy who s-xy and likes to drink,one day he will be owned by a chey girl he just dosnt know it yet, every one envys him.
look at john the jew i wish i was him.

Read Also:

  • Shmabes

    maybe; usually meaning yes or i gues so larry: did you screw karen john: shmabes

  • Shmattering

    a variety/combination of s-xual activities besides intercourse “so what happened last night?” “ohh just a little bit of shmattering” “did you have a good time last night?” “let’s just say he offered me a shmatter platter” “what are you doing tonight?” “it’s shmatterday, what do you think i’m doing?”

  • shmerger

    sneaking up on your buddy like a ninja, firmly grasping his genitalia and screaming shmerger! this is the ultimate ball tap. leeroy jumped out of a tree last night grabbing my c-ck and b-lls while screaming “shmerger!” then before i could regain my manhood he was gone.

  • Joinz

    see “joint”. i like joinz. joinz is rad. who the f-cks joinz is that?

  • j*pan

    “j-pan”, name of country, with undeliberate censorship of second letter due to automatic censorship of racial slur “j-p”. sometimes used ironically. why does this board have so weird censorship policy? i can’t even spell j-pan right.


Disclaimer: John the Jew definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.