John The Messenger


the act of foot tapping the stall next to you, looking for a potential h-m-s-xual encounter.
senator larry craig use of john the messenger. saved him from becoming a registered s-x offender.

john the messenger has helped my game. i suck more c-ck with less risk of being beat up or arrested.

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