John Travolta Syndrome


1. (noun) a condition that occurs in a certain percentage of human males whereby the face gradually and irreversibly widens with the advancing onset of middle-age, transforming a once devastatingly handsome specimen of masculinity into a bloated parody of its former glory. also known as laurence fishburne pumpkinhead disorder or the widening. there is no cure, nor does the physical fitness of the subject have any impact.
leo dicaprio seems to be suffering from a mild case of john travolta syndrome.

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