John Tucker


a pee pee that can be tucked snug between the two thighs and be completely hidden.
son, if anyone tries touching your little stub, remember the trick i taught you. the ole john tucker never fails.
noun(also see: player)
1. captain of the basketball team
2. coolest guy in school
3. a serious player with the ladies
1. john tucker, captain of the basketball team, uses thongs for a nice breeze and perfect balance in order to score a basket.
2. oh my god, john tucker is definitely the coolest, s-xpot of the school.
3. john tucker must die, but why? he is a total two-timer.
this is when you tuck your phallus away and dance just to see what it would look like to be a female. as long as you don’t dance for more than one song and you only do it once you are not gay.
i am feeling super s-xy and i am home alone. john tucker time!

dude i caught you doing a john tucker to katy perry in the mirror. just fess up!

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