john Valo
john valo is a tall douche that generally has an extreme love for satan. he has short hair all the time and he is about athletic as a midget with heart disease. he sleeps in every cl-ss and he has never gotten p-ssy even once and probably never will
john valo: “hey guys i’m gonna go blow some d-ck wanna join?”
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