John Watson


gay for sherlock holmes.
john watson: so you’ve got a boyfriend?
sherlock holmes: no.
john watson: right, okay. you’re unattached, just like me. fine. good.
sherlock holmes: (after an awkward pause) john, um… i think you should know that i consider myself married to my work and while i am flattered by your interest i’m —
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a simple man, searching for the meaning of life. he wanders aimlessly to where ever the girl he loves is located at the time. he is the most gentle and kind human being in all of existence, and will do everything in his power to make everyone happy. he loves his cat, his mother and taking baths for hours on end while having deep conversations with anyone who is willing to talk. he also has an awesome beard, and a beautiful smile, even though he doesn’t think he does.
john watson, like the drink.

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