John Zone


a place where nothing makes sense.

where the sh-tty people work hard.
where un brazo runs with a correct form.
where everything that happens is john’s fault.
guam: look! the sh-tty people are actually running!
quierofumar: holy sh-t! we’re in the john zone! d-mn you john!
john: son of a b-tch!

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