Johnanthonymamrakjr
1: the worlds most amazing father and best friend.
2: the smartest man alive. a literal fountain of knowledge. he makes ehow.com look like it doesn’t know anything.
3: strict skills in discipline and life lessons.
(-see example: c)
a: having a father like johnanthonymamrakjr is an honor and a blessing.
b: google knows “what you meant” to say be cause it asked johnanthonymamrakjr
c: whether you’re trying to break a bad habit or you’re very ashamed of a stupid thing you did simply follow johnanthonymamrakjr’s life advice #138: find a mirror. look at your reflection and say to it, “you -sshole!”
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