John’d
john’d
the act of getting intoxicated, using various methods which include but are not limited to:
– drinking alcohol
– smoking pot
this is mainly used in western canada and you may hear your own mother using this term, then laughing like a school girl after the fact.
aw man, brandon and i got so john’d on the weekend, we couldn’t see straight
to punch a hole in a wall. usually as a response to anger, pain, or disappointment.
barney stinson: “you never break up a girl fight! eveeeer!”
-punches wall-
viewer: “woah, barney just john’d that wall!”
to doubt your drug dealer’s existence.
we’ve been waiting for this guy for 23 hours and his sister here p-ssed out in her own puke… we’ve got john’d
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