Johnie
1) a bad-ss; the coolest, s-xiest, most handsome, smooth talkin’ motherf-cker one could ever possibly hope to meet in two..maybe even three lifetimes. simply shaking hands makes girls -rg-sm and guys turn into h-m-s-xuals. can be recognized by seizure causing good looks, an angel’s tongue and an enormous p-n-s.
2) a hard on
3) dynamite, or any other kind of explosive.
4) a s-xual position in which four chicks simultaneously get f-cked by the same man. can only be accomplished by one man….
1) holy sh-t that guy is clearly johnie
–how can you tell?
because he f-cked me and it was better than the best i could ever imagine
2.) she started licking my -sshole and i got an immediate johnie
3.) shove some johnie in that hole and lets blow that sh-t up.
4.) indescribable
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