johnke


top definition
doing, anything. s-xual or otherwise, if you can johnke it, it’s possible.
“dude i was totally johnking that chick last night”
“no johnking way! you lucky johnker!”

“i just johnked that science test.”
“oh that’s okay, let’s go johnke in the car.”

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