Johnnald


a person that works real hard and wants the best for his family first and friends, peoples person, loves to eat and spend time with family and longs to have real friends that will be there for him, same way he will be for them. p-ssionate man, loving, kind, caring,funny, attractive, my hero!
who i want to be when i grow up, johnnald!

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