johnnny is the worst kind of guy in the world everyone hates him
omg he’s acting like a “johnnny” eww
the act of placing the head of ones p*n*s inside the foreskin of another’s p*n*s. bob and dan enjoy doing zotikos because of his stretchy skin
- tyler banks
great friend and super sweet, funny, and shy. overall he’s the greatest guy you’ll ever meet. don’t let go of a tyler banks. great ball player and really sarcastic gotta love tyler banks
to trip so hard you see a purple elephant. john got super lacef last night.
- seeing 3s
when something doesn’t make sense/ add up. (not even with a calculator) when you’re in math cl*ss and your teacher asks you, “you have 12 chickens and 6 died how many earrings are you wearing at 4:00” “man, i’m seeing 3’s right now.”