Johnno
martin johnson. quite simply the best rugby player, like ever.
led leicester to five consecutive league wins, and back-to-back heineken cups.
84 england caps, 39 as captain. only lost 5 games as captain.
8 caps for the british lions on three tours (1993, 1997, 2001), and the only man to have captained them on two tours, (1997 & 2001).
should have been voted bbc sports personality of the year winner in 2003 but public voted for glamour boy wilko instead of gruntman.
johnno was the best.
a very sweet, sensitive guy who is also a talented disco queen.
also, a good catholic boy who helps old ladies to cross the street.
look at that johnno helping the old lady.
that guy dances like a johnno.
a beverage.
after the almighty johnno beverage.. so insidious and intriguing that his name has been dedicated to an integral part of everyday life.
oi amz.. can you hook me up with a sweet johnno from the fridge?
johnno: deffently not the boss.
a johnno likes to think they are boss, but will loose a boss-off time and time again.
loser
johnno: i am the boss of the office.
other office staff: no, no your not.
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