when you bet on a sure thing, and still somehow lose.
hillary losing the election was some real johnnoluck for the usa.
- control point
a s*xual position where the female puts noodles in her v*g*n* and the man eats them out, he then proceeds to wrap remaining noodles around his toe and put it in the woman’s *n*s. shes getting the control point tonight
- personal thanksgiving
started in philadelphia, pa in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular thanksgiving. it takes place the sat*rday after thanksgiving and black friday. you buy a turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. it is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. you can share, but […]
a temporary break from sanity where the person feels the urge to pinch cheeks with reckless abandonment. grandma suffered another bout of cheekosis when meeting her grandson, justin
another name for a d*ld*. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) she really wanted that big, shiny, pink elecd*ck for christmas.