Johnny Apple Stem


when after -n-l s-x (with a man or a woman), a man goes to urinate and a little brown “stem” (resembling an apple stem) pops out of his p-n-s.
so i f-cked this b-tch in her dirty -sshole last night and when i was done corn holing the broad i went to take a p-ss and a johnny apple stem popped out!

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