Johnny Bravo
one of the greatest cartoon characters ever. the best in a line of quality cartoon network shows such as ed edd n’ eddy, cow and chicken, dexter’s lab, time squad etc. the show revolves around a braindead musclehead who tries to pick up chicks in the most douche way possible, usually getting his -ss kicked, believes that planting a toy car will make a real car.
you see johnny bravo try to make stool wings? yeah that was cl-ssic
a raging erection.
jacob has a raging johnny bravo while talking to his crush.
a term for a small p-n-s on a person with an extraordinarily large ego.
jacob, who insists on his d-ck being “super thick”, really has a johnny bravo.
to shoe horn a solution into a problem for some convenient reason; to settle for less for convenience.
derived from the stage name for greg brady in the brady bunch original episodes; greg left the “brady six” and went solo. the johnny bravo stage presense was characterized by a matador suit. greg brady was chosen not for his voice or talent, but because he “fit the suit.”
when something is johnny bravo, it fits your needs, even though it may not be the most qualified solution.
she was drunk, i was there, she settled. i was happy to play johnny bravo.
i couldnt find what i was looking for, so i johnny bravo’d on this car.
i was in the right place at the right time. i got johnny bravo’d for the job.
affirmative action is nothing more than johnny bravo’ing people into job positions because they “fit the suit.”
the female equivalent to the ‘c-ck block.’
(n.) “that johnny bravo b-tch stole my guy with one bat of that over-masquera’d eye.”
(v.) “i just got johnny bravo’d by that sl-t.”
a funny looking ape handed cartoon character who has the tendancy to wear white sungl-sses to impress tail, while seeming like a large pawed -ss -ss pirate he has likeable qualities such as his wanting to seem in control of situations, he often controls doorways and this causes his b-lls to swell cutting off circulation to his p-n-s, this results in a brief case of elephant-tis and purple discoloration of the p-n-s, it can be compared to when the hulk gets mad and turns into a monster
did you see johnny bravo at the door last night his b-lls got so big no one could get in or out of the bar until mr. clean came to rub his discolored purple p-n-s
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