johnny cakes
referring to someone who is a h-m-s-xual male. derrived from the hbo series “the sopranos”, in which vito, the gay mobster, found a love interest who would “make him his famous johnny cakes”. vito loves those johnny cakes, and would either order a “tall stack” or a “short stack”.
“look, there’s ryan secrest. i wonder who’s flippin’ his johnny cakes?”
a breakfast dish that you order if you are gay (as coined on the sopranos)
mother: “i just saw stuart over at egg harbor…he was by himself and eating a tall stack of johnny cakes…what’s up with that?”
rob: “
h-m-s-xual / gay man…derived from the sopranos and gay character vito spatafore who loved ordering johnny cakes (pancakes / flapjacks) from the gay diner worker / fireman
that cat was kissing on a girl at the bar? man i thought that dude was johnny cakes in this motherf-cker
this is a type of pastry from the beautiful bahamas that comes before or with the main course. most know this as a dumpling or a festival without sugar.
at tingum village dem make de bes’ johnnycake me ever ate and me guh go back for more, if g-d spare life.
as in the “soprano’s”, some tough guy who likes to take it up the -ss
check out that freddie mercury johnnycakes over there, checking out the big guys package
euphemism for gay s-x. taken from the most recent season of the sopranos. vito, being a closeted h-m-s-xual is offered johnny cakes by a fellow rough putter.
“andrew keeps asking vito if he likes johnny cakes”
someone very cheesy or chipper/nerdy.
he is such a johnny cake!
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