Johnny Cock-Knocker


anglo-saxon, cheesed-ck male, usually from the south. likely has never had a friend of another ethnicity, likely to vote republican, and be a part of a fraternity. historically, johnny c-ck knockers have liked dane cook standup, cowboy hats, mma, and really big trucks.
danny: dude, what happened to that lisa girl you were trying to bang?

me: i think she went back to cincinnati and moved in with her johnny c-ck-knocker ex-boyfriend.

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