johnny come straightly
when a previously exclusively h-m-s-xual person begins a serious relationship with someone of the opposite s-x, often out of the blue.
“she’s dating a dude now? she’s been full-time h-m- since she was 12. what kind of johnny come straightly sh-t is this?”
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