Johnny Crackseed


similar to johnny appleseed, he’s like a crack fairy who comes and plants the seeds of crack epidemics in urban areas. usually the first guy to infest an area with crack.
guy 1 – what it do, we gotta go and get some fancy crack rocks…
guy 2 – b-mbaclaat skyline! get dem rocks from johnny crackseed.
guy 1 – wanna fire that crack up?
guy 2 – no, i don’t smoke.
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cracker 1 – look at this neighborhood, it’s f-cked beyond belief. i mean, sh-t doggy dongles, i used to play hop-scotch right there in that park and now it’s full of crackheads and cheap, hay-penny wh-r-s!!!
cracker 2 – well yeah, h-ll f-ck, you can blame johnny crackseed….
cracker 1 – who the f-ck is that?
cracker 2 – that guy {{points to big bad-ss pablo escobar looking guy leaning up against his 83′ lac.}}
cracker 1 – who got that??!?

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