Johnny Fappleseed


that fellow who circ-mvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed.
dude, do it on the couch, not to the couch. f-ckin’ johnny fappleseed.
a person who travels from town to town removing p-rn filters from the computers at public libraries.
thanks to johnny fappleseed, now i can run to the public library when i need to rub one out.

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