Johnny K
a rare, one of a kind male individual who will either be your best friend or worst enemy. not always the smartest, but has common sense and knows how to use it. has many friends, mostly female, but doesn’t let it get to his head…too much. has a few select girls he is very close to and an “inner circle” he can trust with just about anything. not the best with relationships, but known to be a great person to hang out with or spend a quiet evening at home with. enjoys spending one-on-one time with his closer girl friends just to be with them. rumored to be a good kisser, but doesn’t kiss and tell 😉 will be your best friend if you don’t betray him or talk trash behind his back. can be a party animal at times, but would rather have a relaxed evening out or at home with a few close friends.
johnny k is the sh-t!
that guy reminds me of johnny k.
johnny k had an awesome party last night.
don’t be a johnny k.
if you weren’t so much like johny k this would have never happened.
i’m in love with johnny k.
johnny k. must die!
the act of absolutely thrashing a toilet.
rob: hey pete, i just johnny k’d the toilet!
pete: that’s f-cked rob, lay off the red meat!
a johnnyk is an attention seeking wh-r- monger that trolls proboards to p-ss off the general member population.
::warning::
his r-t-rdation is contagious. take any and all infectious control measures where possible.
being a johnnyk is starting r-t-rded threads to complain, insult and offend other posters in order to get attention.
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