johnny log
(event.) sh-tting in ones pants when too drunk to know the difference.
context:
i thought to myself, “that was the best sh-t i’ve ever had”, and then realized that i was standing on the corner, waiting for the taxi.
“ever drop a johnny log”
an immense t-rd exceeding 11.5 inches in length.
i almost puked when i saw the johnny log that amanda left. that b-tch needs to learn to flush.
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