Johnny Long


another way for saying p-n-s, this way bigs up the ego and makes the girls wanna say h-llo to johnny. if the p-n-s is small see ‘stunted shaun’
girl’s say h-llo to johnny long, say hi and then slap the f-cker in your mouth

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