Johnny NoChance
(ja-ni no-chans) n. 1. a complete and utter -sshole, whose habitat typically consists of gay bars and retro/electronica dance clubs (although claiming to be completely straight). 2. a creature with many “friends,” only used as boosters for its self-esteem. 3. a “man” devoid of any understanding of responsibilty, accountability, or honor. 4. a boy who claims to be “just a friend”, yet will use you for oral s-x, and then drop you at the shake of yet another female booty.
v. 1. to lead someone on until s-xually pleasured, and then go back to a significant other, showing no concern for the person used as a wh-r-.
i do believe that johnny nochance over there is trying to dance like george michael… and yet he likes the va-jay-jay?
don’t you try and johnny nochance me, you f-cker.
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