Johnny On The Spot


being ready to perform a task or duty right away, being there for something;reliable
when the firefight starts, you have to be my johnny on the spot with the ammo.
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something, or some person performing an action in precise manner as expected by another party.

being on time or in the correct place.
hector, you were h-lla johnny-on-the-spot with those fries when i got the munchies.
a person who is on hand and ready to perform a service or respond to an emergency; an unusually alert fellow who is capable of decisive action, seizing an opportunity.
when you need help, call me and i will be your johnny-on-the-spot” “oooh, thank you, girl!
a portable toilet, or commode.
man in nursing home: what the h-ll is that?
nurse: it’s a bedside commode, sir.
man: i dont need no d-mn johnny on the spot!!! i can walk!

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