Johnny Rocketing
the act, or process of having s-x with a female, but after the first -j-c-l-t–n, regardless of noodle d-ck, you thrust through until the second -j-c-l-t–n is complete, without pulling out.
three ejactualations is considered a legendary johnny rocket, but has never been performed successfully
man you shoulda seen me bangin’ this girl last night, i was johnny rocketing her and i sweatin buckets all over her back. i went for the legendary johnny rocket but my d-ck shrinked up into my stomach.
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