Johnny Slapping
the art of -j-c-l-t-ng into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
fred: “this guy was p-ssing me off yesterday so i ended up johnny slapping him right in the chops”
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