Johnny Waffle


when you p–p on woman’s stomach or chest and push a tennis racket down on the p–p to make it look like a waffle. mostly done when the woman is sleeping. you then leave and let her find the mess or sit there and wait and watch.
i totally gave jane a johnny waffle last night when she was sleeping.

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