johnny wilkinson
1. player in the english rugby team who doesn’t actually play as he’s always injured
2. a blond lovegod with the body of an adonis, the face of an angel but unfotunately a personality to send you to sleep.
1.
person 1 : you goin’ to school today dude?
person 2 : nah, i strained my groin
person 1 : you c-nt, you’re a f-cking johnny wilkinson
person 2 : i know, hot aren’t i? wanna f-ck?
person 1 : yes…. even though i’m a man i can’t resist you.
person 2 : let’s got to it then…. hey! wake up!
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