Johnny Zipper


an adjective describing someone who is so fugly or sl-tty that no decent guy wants to f-ck them.

instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy ‘zips up his johnson’ at all costs.
girl: ‘do you see that hoe making an -ss out of herself? she is trying so hard but she’s so ugly that no one will give her a chance.’

other girl: ‘yeah, she’s a total johnny zipper.’

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